“I’m so happy that you are looking at my pictures. I’m even cuter in person! Everyone loves me! I have been told that I have a beautiful coat. It’s fluffy and baby soft. Just think of all the fun things we can do together. We can shop for parrot toys together, take long walks on the beach or just stay at home watching a good movie on TV. I promise to meet you at the door every day, ready to play and cuddle, so choose me! I will be waiting by the phone for your call.” You can also buy parrot eggs online.